In a parallel universe..

Jackson Ecce

I’m Sailor Pizza

Lenni & Karl

Yeah, for my birthday

Oh, you Billy Corgan, oh you!

Poke-gay-boobs!

They’re alive!

My boyfriend + wig + make up = KATY PERRY ?

Marybean

My baby

I don’t know what’s this, but…did it

Dan Radcliffe + me using photoshop

Thank you, penis!

Super wtf